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JORDY

My coworker JORDY is the shit, I don’t know how I go a day without her. Honestly, she is the reason I breathe. She captures the essence of everything wonderful in the universe. I love her with all of my heart, body and soul. Just knowing that I have to go home to my apartment without her tonight makes my heart ache. Until tomorrow, my love.

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Regardless of whether or not she had anything to...

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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2day is a day 4 auto-evaluation and self-loathing

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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“I don’t want lotion…I don’t want dat on my fuckin nose”

– Me, watching a puffs tissue commercial

Feb 27th

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Me combing my cat to the sounds of cady heron trying to get it on with aaron samuels but cady is too drunk and just ends up word “vomiting” all over his arm!!!

Feb 27th

hahaha omg i missed the oscars without even realizing it………….ok time to get drunk

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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2day

my roommate was all like…when i was showering this song came into my head…and before she played the youtube video she was like…try not to cry and thats when i know she was going to play whitney houston

Feb 26th

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Here’s me simultaneously getting drunk and resisting the urge to barf

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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By myself das hoe its meant 2 b Lol I found this saved draft on my app and lol I would never blog this sober

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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“If I don’t get whatys goin on den I don’t kurr”

– Me

Feb 24th

age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys

Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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“Pacqiuao is a good guy. I like him.”

– Some cholo to me

Feb 23rd

So my new thing

Is telling cholos off becuase I’m de-sensitized to their intimidation due to the way I was raised and I think it be so funny like 4 real when I talk back and deuy like wat? And I’m like WHAT lol

Feb 23rd

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Lol

When I am drunk I always judge myself one hunnid times harder than I do irl is dat normal bc like it aint tight u feel me?? Buzzkill to myself by myself lol

Feb 23rd