January 2012
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December 2011
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Anonymous asked: how are you and your cat?
Just looked up taylor lautner on twitter to see if he’s made any tweets about being gay.
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When my comments come off as insulting
Me: yeah it does seem a little tight.
My friend: yeah, well I just ate.
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Its so gr8 that my mom got me a kindle fire for xmas because now staying connected to the interwebz while pooping is that much easier.
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Do u guys ever sit and wonder “when did buying decorative house items like candles and knick knacks become so fun??” and then realize that ur truly ~growing up~
talk about arrested development & into my bed
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i got tired of traveling. it got tiring.
– my roommate, adilene, who is tired.
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tyleroakley:
THEY TRIED TO TAZE ME.
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nothing like ripping a big ole fart to make that uncomfortable feeling in ur stomach go away.
One gift 4 u two gifts 4 me
– me, xmas shopping