Anonymous asked: how are you and your cat?
Just looked up taylor lautner on twitter to see if he’s made any tweets about being gay.
When my comments come off as insulting
Me: yeah it does seem a little tight.
My friend: yeah, well I just ate.
Its so gr8 that my mom got me a kindle fire for xmas because now staying connected to the interwebz while pooping is that much easier.
Do u guys ever sit and wonder “when did buying decorative house items like candles and knick knacks become so fun??” and then realize that ur truly ~growing up~
talk about arrested development & into my bed
i got tired of traveling. it got tiring.– my roommate, adilene, who is tired.
tyleroakley: THEY TRIED TO TAZE ME.
nothing like ripping a big ole fart to make that uncomfortable feeling in ur stomach go away.
One gift 4 u two gifts 4 me– me, xmas shopping